Tuesday, 29 April 2014

No you do not look fat in that

From Stock Illustrations
Well it is Spring! so all my friends are anxsting about how much weight they think they have gained in the dank dark days of Winter. As you know, my advice is: 1) buy a new bra, 2) have fun, 3) get on your bike. Believe me, those cute li'l rolls of chub will disappear so fast you might even miss them. 

Sunday, 23 March 2014

Spring Pussy


Poor Johneb87 is wrapped in grey woolly winter-y weather and asked for some pix of the sunshine and daffodils over here. I thought I'd take this opportunity to give you the latest on the kitty cats too, LOL.

Saturday, 4 January 2014

My favourite things ... (boots)

Alas pink wellies! (sniff), I loved you well. 

I bought the pink wellies in one of my MILFier moments. Seeing that they had adult sizes of the charming pink wellies with a ribbon which I was about to buy for Piglet, I bought a pair so we could match each other . (Looking back, I realise they were probably larger children's wellies not in fact adult ones, LOL.) What I failed to remember was that Piglet would grow out of her pink wellies; and I would be stuck wearing mine for several years looking like someone who thinks pink wellies with a ribbon are chic. 

Thursday, 5 December 2013

Crybabies

By Jill Greenberg
To be fair to him, this is not something the Baron has ever done. It was my Dad who used to do this thing. I was reminded of it recently while chatting with a friend whose Baron seems to be doing something similar.

Saturday, 23 November 2013

Curiosity Nearly Kills the Kitten

To boldly go! ... and she nearly did.
Well, dahlinks. I actually liked this picture because of the colours. The flash lighting made the kitten and the washing machine all silvers and blue-ish. There was a sort of hilarious space age character to it.

I posted it on Facebook and my friends went: Oooh, be careful! we know people who lost their cat when it snugged up in the nice warm tumble drier. 'N I was like, "Gah! I am a hard-line eco-MILF. I do not have a tumble drier! I use the sun and the wind and my Brabantia rotary drier ... and cubs with only their jeans on :devil: (shake those buns, get that laundry out there!)"

Thursday, 14 November 2013

Menopausal? Or just Mad


Judith Butler. (Hannah Arendt 
Professor at the  
European Graduate School.)
(I'm illustrating this blogpost with pix of older women.) 

Well, dahlinks, I am a postmodern feminist. 

What does that mean? It means I think that social life is all discourse.

What the F. does that mean? 

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

Pussy Pix

Latest pix of the kitty cats. They are doing very well. Lakhi has started bringing mice back for Eowyn (ick ick!) and I have developed an amazing way of catching them which will make my fortune! Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps, LOL.