Friday 14 June 2013

My Pussy

C'mon dahlinks, I think you know me well enough by now to realise there are not going to be close-up shots of intimate parts of my body here (wink). This is a sad salutary tale, with lots of Victorian morals in it and hopefully there will be a happy ending, although we are not there yet. 

Friday 7 June 2013

Sealing your sink

Naturally I pretend like I don't know one end of a box spanner from the other end of an adjustable spanner, cuz while I love leather, it is not very MILFy to be wearing a toolbelt.  But there are times when sisters have to do it for themselves (wink), especially if they live with a Baron who just says, "Yes, I will get round to it soon."  

Wednesday 5 June 2013

Chip pan fire!

Unfortunately it was all over
too quickly for me to take
piccies so I have made do
with this one from
Cheshire Fire and Rescue.
Ooh, the chip pan caught fire today! It was very exciting. In spite of my outlaw mom's fears, this is the first chip pan fire I've had; I feel almost like a real housewife now! 

My office

Tough day today writing about whisky in the sunshine.