About Naoko

Here is my avatar from the erotica writers' board where I hang out: Duchess from Aristocats. She was the original MILF. 

I was inspired to start this blog by my friends on the board. I often post MILFy blurts asking for practical advice about things which have nothing to do with writing erotica. Handley_Page in particular said he liked my posts much better than my stories, LOL. He is the one who helped me work out how to fill up the wishy washy water bottle for the wipers in the car - after he realised I seriously didn't know how to do it. So although there are a lot of friends who have helped me and whom I name in the posts, I shall blame HP for making me think of writing a blog about wishy washy wiper bottles and how to survive on your way out of Stepford. 

No no, Naoko Smith is not my actual name, LOL. I use a pseudonym to save Piglet and the Baron from being embarrassed by the saucy stories I write. Sometimes I think people are more relaxed about these things nowadays, but when I told my majorly MILF friend (she who teaches pole dancing and runs burlesque shows) that I publish werewolf erotica online, her jaw hit the floor with astonishment.  I decided not to share my excitement at the schoolgate when my chapter about a MILF and a cub got a hot red H <snerk>. Apparently they think I am very demure. ROFLMAO! 

I live with Piglet and the Baron.  The Baron is just a little cubby wubby who probably needs a ve-ery gentle kicking.  Other people do say he is lazy cuz he does nothing in the house, while I run around with six piles of washing, cooking two to five meals every day (except on very special birthdays), doing a part-time job teaching underprivileged mature students ( the lovely students!) and looking for another couple of teaching contracts as this would double our income.  The Baron tells me his having to stay out all hours meeting his colleagues in horrid smoky pubs will lead to promotion soon and this will help us greatly, although being a silly MILF I do not quite understand how as it will only add a teeny weeny bit to our income (wink).  Unfortunately, I am a sort of Noodle Mom, not a Tiger Mom, so I will probably not get round to giving the Baron that ve-ery gentle kick, LOL.  

I am feisty at fifty! an ex-rugby player with a PhD - you can call me Dr. MILF (wink). I like vintage champagne, single malt whiskies, Belgian chocolate and putting freshly ironed warm cotton knickers on my upper class arse. Sometimes I cycle on the schoolrun cuz it means I can wear high heels without having to strain my feet by walking in them, LOL. Sometimes I get on Piglet's Razor scooter and whoosh down the avenue, although I haven't yet managed to figure out the sparky thing and make sparks fly out as I go. 

The Apron Store

I play Sex Bomb in my kitchen while mopping the floor and popping into the online writers' board for a gossip and a flirt.  OK, mainly for a flirt (wink).  There is usually somebody who will pretend to get his shirt off and help me carry the laundry around. Good gracious, dahlink, I do not know why carrying the laundry requires you to wear only jeans, but believe me it is so, LOL. Now, don't start whinging about it - just carry that laundry out and give your buns a good shake while doing so <snerk>. 

Here's a page where you can find links to my stories. (Be warned by HP's experience, though, they are not a bit like my posts.) Hope you are enjoying the site, dahlink. Ciao ciao!